i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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