3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
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