Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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