I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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