i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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