i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
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