Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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