with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
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