"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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