So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
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