im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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