I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
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