I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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