i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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