Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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