Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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