North Korea, Best Korea!
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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