not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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