I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
I wish i was in the wii world.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
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