I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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