I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
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