Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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