so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
he fucked my hip out of place.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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