I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Randomize