After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
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