the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
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