If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
he just fucked me for my cheese.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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