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  I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter

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• These pretzels are making me thirsty!

  Submitted by RodFarva on Dec 10, 12 at 3:47pm

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  • You want me to punch-a-size your face for free?

    Submitted by lol_wat on Dec 10, 12 at 4:35pm

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    • I know I shouldn't feed the troll, but fuck it, lol_wat you're replies are cracking me up!

      Submitted by Sgt_Ginger on Dec 11, 12 at 4:25am

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      • Super Troopers is one of my favorite movies! lol

        Submitted by lol_wat on Dec 11, 12 at 1:16pm

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  • would you like to try some chocolate covered pretzels?

    Submitted by Cocaineranger on Dec 11, 12 at 9:28am

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• Seventy Seven!

  Submitted by SeventySeven on Dec 11, 12 at 4:54am

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• Who're

  Submitted by CloroxTaco on Dec 10, 12 at 6:58pm

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• Oh damn.

  Submitted by deeleeds on Dec 10, 12 at 2:02pm

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• Eighty Eight

  Submitted by Eightyeight on Dec 10, 12 at 2:02pm

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  • What is the score you received on your SATs?

    Submitted by Fattness84 on Dec 10, 12 at 2:08pm

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  • Number of times you've awoke in the morning, alone and naked in bed with three giant hickies on your asshole with a note that looked like your uncle wrote on your eighty eighth college rejection letter?

    Submitted by lol_wat on Dec 10, 12 at 5:12pm

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• oh dam

  Submitted by star225 on Jan 27, 13 at 3:39pm

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• Neat

  Submitted by shannonku on Jun 25, 13 at 2:41pm

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