The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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