Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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