There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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