You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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