I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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