do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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