high people should be assigned attendants
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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