Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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