The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
