god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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