I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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