Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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