I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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