I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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