i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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