I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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