is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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