You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
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