In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
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