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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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