She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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