do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
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