Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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