is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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