Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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