Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
I have already put on my inside pants.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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