If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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